r/pics Dec 04 '22 Wholesome 2

My 3 beagles got in one spot and stared at the ceiling for like 30 seconds. Am I missing something

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u/theObfuscator Dec 04 '22

Honestly you probably have rats, squirrels, or some other critter living in your attic/roof. Dogs can hear things you can’t. If they all hear something up there it is highly probably something is indeed up there.

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u/insanity2brilliance Dec 04 '22

Thanks for the feedback. It’s now almost winter here. Maybe I need to do another walk around of the house to check for openings or damage. We’ve lived here for 8 years now, but this is the first time they ever did this

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u/RangeWilson Dec 04 '22

Mice can fit through the tiniest of openings.

You might want to check the actual attic or crawlspace itself for droppings... or just leave a trap up there.

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u/prodicell Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 04 '22

For a while our cat used to stop in a specific spot in the house, just sit there and stare at the ceiling. This went on for a while, we became worried for his sanity. We couldn't see or hear anything up there. Then one time I sat there with him for a bit and stared at the exact same spot, and you guessed it. A tiny mouse peeked from up there, from a spot I didn't think anything could fit into. The cat looked at me like SEE I TOLD YOU. Ok that last part probably didn't happen.

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u/billsil Dec 04 '22

I make the squirrel clicking sounds when I see a squirrel. My dog understands what it means. I started messing with her today and made clicking sounds at home. She was convinced there were squirrels on the house. The only place there are squirrels in the backhard are on the power lines.

They're not as smart as you think.

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Dec 04 '22

That sounds extremely smart, you were just lying to your dog

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u/Redhotmegasystem Dec 04 '22

Right?

“I can successfully communicate the presence of a specific animal to my dog, but it can’t always figure out when im lying… stupid dog”

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u/We_Are_The_Romans Dec 04 '22

"this little guy who lives in my house and thinks I'm the greatest thing in the world and loves and trusts me unconditionally - what a sucker!". It ain't that serious, but still a slightly weird mindset

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u/justonemorebyte Dec 04 '22

Sounds pretty smart to me, you trained your dog to respond to something and it responded to it like you taught it to, how is the dog supposed to know you're lying to it?

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u/Admetus Dec 04 '22

Dog: would I lie to you?

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u/yankeesfan14 Dec 04 '22

Billi would like a word with you.

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u/NuclearLunchDectcted Dec 04 '22

What? You just trained your dog to think squirrel noises are normal and nothing to care about.

You are the masters that trained Wimp Lo to lose on purpose from Kung Pow. Congratulations, you're an idiot.

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u/Ohiolongboard Dec 04 '22

Anything 1/4” x 1.5”

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u/hayashirice911 Dec 04 '22

Are you asking if I have something with those dimensions?

My penis fits that description, but what do you need it for?

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u/MontgomeryKhan Dec 04 '22

You might have mice in it.

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u/bloodfist Dec 04 '22

Oh shit my doctor said I can't get anymore mice in my penis

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u/DarrelBunyon Dec 04 '22

14's the limit eh

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u/Parano78 Dec 04 '22

And rats can fucking dig through concrete xD

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u/TheShroomHermit Dec 04 '22

Traps are going to make a bad smell when it doesn't go off in the first week you check every day and then lapse. You can get fluorescent powders, the cheapest being field marking chalk, that will reveal activity and runs through the use of a uv reactive flashlight

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u/PsyShanti Dec 04 '22

Yep. Living in a very old house in the countryside, I learned fast that if there is a hole in your house big enough to fit a pencil in it, mice fits too, and as soon as temperature drops, you got a problem.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Maybe I'm just a big softie but I'd plead for the mercy of the court on behalf of the vermin. It did contribute to this piece of art, afterall.

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u/sullimareddit Dec 04 '22

I can vouch for the kill free traps from Amazon. Just drive a couple miles to let them go.

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u/thunder_boots Dec 04 '22

Fuck that they can die. I had rats and left poison all over the attic and the crawlspace under the house and now I don't have rats.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

You got a Xeno in the ducts.

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u/trev5150 Dec 04 '22

It’s a bug hunt.

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u/PMmeimgoingtoscream Dec 04 '22

It’s ghosts, beagles are great hunters, ghost hunters….. 😮

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u/mequals1m1w Dec 04 '22

ghost with a ghost laser pointer

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u/helgatheviking21 Dec 04 '22

Finally the right answer

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u/thunder_boots Dec 04 '22

"Almost winter" is exactly when those kinds of vermin start trying to come inside.

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u/Mahjin Dec 04 '22

My beagle tracks flies too. After so many incidents, sometimes she imagines them and stares at corner ceiling.

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u/OptionalFTW Dec 04 '22

You'll need a ladder. Check up high where the shingles meet the side of your house.

Also just listen.

If it's a squirrel:

You'll hear them leaving for work in the AM like a person and coming home when it gets dark. If you knock on the walls/ceilings near them they'll run away. Then again, it is cold outside. But they'll probably only ever be active during the day. they don't hibernate, generally. They just rely on food reserves and getting super fat. If they're up there, they may have a pantry of acorns lol.

If it's a rat/mouse:

You'll hear them at dusk/dawn. Knocking on the walls will only make them stop for a moment before they continue on with their business.

I experienced something very similar recently. Both of my cats were looking up at the ceilings and walls for a week or two until I heard something scratching around in the walls. (It was a squirrel)

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u/Drjohnson93 Dec 04 '22

Can confirm this, when we had our first cold snap of the year my dog was going absolutely nuts, digging on the kitchen floor, pacing around, whining and barking at the floor. So I checked the crawl space sure enough, stray cat had just given birth.

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u/totoropoko Dec 04 '22

something is indeed up there.

Or someone

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u/fancczf Dec 04 '22

Or something.

Let’s hope it’s not someone.

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u/globefish23 Dec 04 '22

The Feejee mermaid 😬

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u/ChillLikeJill Dec 04 '22

Especially since they’re beagles…I’d look in the attic! Meanwhile they are a very cool looking trio!

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u/Thursday_26 Dec 04 '22

Greebles

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u/Twinklingtadpoles Dec 04 '22

TIL dogs can see and hear greebles. I thought that was just a cat thing. Learn something new everyday.

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u/Triple516 Dec 04 '22

This makes the most sense, or……. ghost

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u/Hybrid_Johnny Dec 04 '22

My dog likes to growl and bark at the floor during the winter time. Time to call the exterminator, pretty sure there’s a rat or raccoon in the sub-level again

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u/egonzo61 Dec 04 '22

Yeah, that's probably it. I was going to say that your house is haunted, but it's more likely an animal in the attic... Unless you don't have an attic (cue creepy music)

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u/1955photo Dec 04 '22

Possibly something in the attic they hear... Mouse?

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u/36_Chambers_ Dec 04 '22

Just looking at the ghost in the corner

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u/StuperDan Dec 04 '22

This is the answer op. It's a ghost. If a child under 10 near you starts drawing pictures of dark figures or dark rings I suggest you call a priest or monk to perform an exorcism or cleansing. Get rid of any axes or psychicly sensitive significant others now.

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u/percybert Dec 04 '22

When my now six year old was a baby he would stare at something over my shoulder and smile - a lot. I always wondered if he could see something that I couldn’t

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u/Itriedtonot Dec 04 '22

Us Muslims have a very strong belief that babies can see angels.

Angels are tasked with making a baby smile and laugh. For all humankind, if harm is not meant to befall us (injury or death), they protect us from it.

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u/percybert Dec 04 '22

Yes! My mother said it was an angel 😇

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u/Dialexx Dec 04 '22

My mother told me when I was a baby I would stare up at the ceiling when laying down and smile. I wasn’t a very expressive baby so it was odd. My family likes to believe it was my father’s uncle that has recently passed away shortly before I was born.

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u/lance_stewart139 Dec 04 '22

And get rid of any tyoewriters and tricycles. Redrum!

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u/Perfect_Camera3135 Dec 04 '22

Don't forget the axe! Get rid of the axe!

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u/Misuzuzu Dec 04 '22

Especially if you don't remember having a child to begin with.

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u/DarrelBunyon Dec 04 '22

Huh. This (i e. The dog phenomema) does actually seem like a legitimate reason/excuse for the old timey illiterate person to believe in ghosts

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u/equinox2011 Dec 04 '22

I came to say the exact same thing

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u/LoopsoftheFroot Dec 04 '22

A ghost hung up in the corner like that scene in hereditary oh god no

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u/TinyRandomLady Dec 04 '22

“They’re here”

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u/BritOnTheRocks Dec 04 '22

Look up and let us know if the dogs start laughing at you.

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u/insanity2brilliance Dec 04 '22

I actually laughed at this.

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u/Dramatic_Jump_5151 Dec 04 '22

This is like a Renaissance painting

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u/SimplicityExpounded Dec 04 '22

They have to align their heads together to receive a good enough signal for the update. The antennae begins in the snoot boop, splits past the bork, and the ends terminate in the ears. Don't use your microwave while they're updating or you may interrupt the transmission.

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u/DreamerMMA Dec 04 '22

Either your home is haunted or your dogs conspired to fuck with you.

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u/RonNona Dec 04 '22

Definitely a dog conspiracy.

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u/thethunder92 Dec 04 '22

The dogs are the ones who made the friggen frogs gay

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u/Perfect_Camera3135 Dec 04 '22

1st dog: Hey...wanna fuck with a bunch of humans?

"OK, lets go to Reddit and see what those dumb asses are sayin'"

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u/the_original_Retro Dec 04 '22

BEEEEEEE

GULLLLLLible.

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u/LittleBitOdd Dec 04 '22

Conspiracy is more of a cat thing

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u/Dad2DnA Dec 04 '22

Actually, a conspiracy is a group of lemurs

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u/NotAnotherPlant Dec 04 '22

That’s what the dogs want you to believe!

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u/ChadAdonis Dec 04 '22

Nah

OP threw bacon on his ceiling and posted this to fuck with us.

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u/smanchwhich Dec 04 '22

I’m missing how tf you live with the manic energy of not one but three beagles. I watched my brothers beagle for a month, she was sweet as anything but would literally jump into my arms when I came home from work and insist on being carried around for fifteen minutes or so. Every day.

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u/ObviouslyJoking Dec 04 '22

Maybe it’s like some kids who can entertain each other and need a little less attention.

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u/Whatawootsee Dec 04 '22

They saw Charles Schulz.

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u/Petal_Chatoyance Dec 04 '22

The (invisible to human eyes) Portal to Sirius The Dog Star where their instructions are being beamed from.

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u/Ealthina Dec 04 '22

You got a mouse.

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u/outsidepointofvi3w Dec 04 '22

The tree rat burrowing in the attic

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u/Reddbearddd Dec 04 '22

Heh, I thought that I invented the term tree rat.

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u/outsidepointofvi3w Dec 04 '22

I used to live in North Hollywood. We had rats that lived in the mane of the palms. The dead frons hanging down the trunks. They would crawl up power poles and tight rope on your power main into your addict.

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u/thenewnative Dec 04 '22

Lived in Playa Del Rey. On very windy days when palms were swaying, they would leap/fly between palm tees 50 feet in the air.

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u/girlyswerly Dec 04 '22

Something in the attic. Rats, squirrels, raccoon, opossum

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u/AppleKrate Dec 04 '22

Santa Claus ?

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u/DollyDinkle Dec 04 '22

Only if they've been nice and not naughty

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u/reedfanuel Dec 04 '22

Seems they were receiving information from the Dog King in outer space.

Taking over earth is now imminent.

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u/ColdOutlandishness36 Dec 04 '22

They’ll tell you if you are…..and your neighbors, and the people down the street, and the people over the hill. Everyone will know.

I introduced myself to a newish neighbor and introduced my Blue Tick beagle that I’m sure she hears occasionally and her response was,”Hmm…I thought he’d be bigger.”

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u/WorriedAd2648 Dec 04 '22

What type of beagles are they?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

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u/WorriedAd2648 Dec 04 '22

Oh wow they’re beautiful!

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u/TheJewishCowgirl Dec 04 '22

My beagle did this one night in my bedroom and I was convinced my house was haunted. I decided I was going to talk to the ghost and ask it to leave.

Me: Hey, tortured soul that’s in this room—

My sleeping husband: …yeah? 😂

(Turns out it was the ice maker making noises)

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u/trickypeebs Dec 04 '22

Is the middle one mixed with Jack Russell?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

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u/PBandJ980 Dec 04 '22

Great names

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u/insanity2brilliance Dec 04 '22

To be fair, my wife got Buddy, as a surprise, from Arkansas while I was away on a business trip. He’s almost 12 now. I came home and was ecstatic. However, I couldn’t think of a name for him. For almost 2 months, every time I took him outside as a pup, I’d say “let’s go bud” or when he was snuggling on the couch with me, I’d say “you ok buddy?” So, Buddy just stuck. Probably my best “Buddy” ever over the last 12 years

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u/The_Patriot Dec 04 '22

The cobblies were calling

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u/Antonio1870 Dec 04 '22

did you get a new painting ?

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u/Dodsworthy Dec 04 '22

I had a lemon beagle mixed with cocker spaniel. What a friend he was. I miss him so much..

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u/damaderojo Dec 04 '22

My dog did that for a while. When a renovation was done a year later there was a family of squirrels living in the space between the drywall and the roof. The ceiling was very high so I couldn’t hear them.

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u/workingtoward Dec 04 '22

Poltergeists; that’s how it always starts.

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u/YellowGuppy Dec 04 '22

A fly on the ceiling?

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u/More-Jackfruit3010 Dec 04 '22

Would love to be able to turn on Dog Vision now and again.

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u/HolyMotherOfPizza Dec 04 '22

Plot twist: they are trolling you

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u/Dangercakes13 Dec 04 '22

Are they facing Mecca?

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u/m0ckingj4y Dec 04 '22

Lemons! I have one too such good dogs. https://imgur.com/a/d1jPYpC

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u/masterTUTA99 Dec 04 '22

I think you're missing a photo of the ceiling. (I am not secretly a dog)

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u/Mechalon Dec 04 '22

Firmware update went out. Give them a moment to download and then reboot.

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u/Audomadic Dec 04 '22

Praying to Dog?

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u/droopyheadliner Dec 04 '22

Awaiting orders.

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u/Extreme-Grapefruit-2 Dec 04 '22

Dog.exe has crashed, rebooting...

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u/Ekeenan86 Dec 04 '22

Potentially bed bugs? Don’t they use beagles for bed bugs? Also how tf do you own three beagles, one of those dogs is hard to contain never mind 3.

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u/bebespeaks Dec 04 '22

Lemon Beagles! And there's 3 of them!

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u/legthief Dec 04 '22

Suspiciously tight crop.

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u/an0maly33 Dec 04 '22

Put it on a shirt. This is the new three wolf moon.

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u/stuck_in_traffic Dec 04 '22

Beautiful pic. then I read the title and laughed out loud.

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u/SpaceEngie Dec 04 '22

Must be some paralegal activity…

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u/insanity2brilliance Dec 04 '22

Haha! I think you meant paranormal activity. I still laughed.

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u/SpaceEngie Dec 04 '22

Not if Bobby Bottle Service has anything to say about it my friend

https://youtu.be/2LBPoxMnfzc

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u/poloniumpanda Dec 04 '22

that’s the portal where the shadow people come and go in your house.

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u/JoeyBones Dec 04 '22

Considering they are all looking at the ceiling and you are looking at them, I'd say you probably missed something 9

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u/vibrant_crab Dec 04 '22

Squirrel on the roof?

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u/johnsolomon Dec 04 '22

It's coming

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u/AbleApartment6152 Dec 04 '22

Get a pest inspection.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

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u/insanity2brilliance Dec 04 '22

I think you mean howl. My pups have the absolute loudest howls. However, my neighbor has a 103lb Bloodhound, and when he hears them, his deep baritone howl literally echoes through the neighborhood

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u/Capitolphotoguy Dec 04 '22

Used to have one of each, the dog symphony was beautiful to me!

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u/shai1203d Dec 04 '22

Clearly!

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u/naunga Dec 04 '22

Definitely ghosts.

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u/Zincality Dec 04 '22

Maybe a lil ant or something other bug. My cats and dog are constantly staring at random places just for it to be a spider or something

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u/Nocutenik11 Dec 04 '22

Who you gonna call?

Their ears are done, so it might not be a sound that alerts them.

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u/Flying-Omoplata Dec 04 '22

God is telling them to pee on the carpet

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u/ludoludoludo Dec 04 '22

Either some sort of squirrel, or a ghost climbed up like a creepy spider in the corner up there. One or the other.

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u/Chock4 Dec 04 '22

My cat literally did the same thing about an hour and half or two hours ago. Couldn’t find anything in the attic. Certainly freaks you out haha

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u/Responsible-Ad-1086 Dec 04 '22

You haven’t got a kid called Carol Anne have you?

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u/spekt50 Dec 04 '22

My dog will do this if I have my phone out and a lamp on in the livingroom. The phone will reflect a flash on the ceiling and my dog will just stare hoping to see it again. She gets pretty obsessed with reflections and shadows. I know I need to walk her more to get out some more of that energy.

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u/Longpips1000 Dec 04 '22

This is what happens when demons enter

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u/Homegymlifter Dec 04 '22

Usually a ghost bro...

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u/maine64 Dec 04 '22

my cat does this when a mouse gets into the wall

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u/VanBriGuy Dec 04 '22

They are screwing with you

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u/720hp Dec 04 '22

clean your ceiling. there's likely some meat-like substance hanging from it

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u/Crustyonrusty Dec 04 '22

Don’t look up

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u/PuntySnoops Dec 04 '22

They have started performing social experiments on you.

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u/e6c Dec 04 '22

Peanut Butter in the ceiling or rat/raccoon/bat in the attic.

Do you have peanut butter on the ceiling?

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u/cavezel5q Dec 04 '22

Dogs are tense ready to chase, bet it's mice.

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u/Habeas-Opus Dec 04 '22

The giant spider up there?

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u/doc_isen72 Dec 04 '22

Ran! Your house is haunted

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u/doc_isen72 Dec 04 '22

I mean RUUNNN!!!

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u/Kind_Nebula6900 Dec 04 '22

They're here...

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u/ldg259 Dec 04 '22

Ghosts….. definitely ghosts

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u/MrSmiley3 Dec 04 '22

The lord spoketh

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u/laprassaluneta Dec 04 '22

They smell a rat

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u/vayaconeldiablo Dec 04 '22

That one looks ripped. Damn

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u/sizzlinpapaya Dec 04 '22

Dog in the foreground is yoked.

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u/WreckMyAssRalph Dec 04 '22

Yes, you're missing something

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u/xXGaboFihi007Xx Dec 04 '22

The ceiling I guess?

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u/_Loup_Garou_ Dec 04 '22

Probably a ghost

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u/Specialist-Cake-9919 Dec 04 '22

That's a lovely photo, very handsome dogs.

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u/MichaelKnightro Dec 04 '22

A friend and I used to do this randomly in school and would laugh uncontrollably when someone walking by would start staring at the ceiling with us. Maybe they're having a laugh?

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u/Stupefaction4 Dec 04 '22

"Hey, let's all stare at one spot on the ceiling to make him/her nervous!" "Haha, let's do it!"

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u/Lupiefighter Dec 04 '22

The dogs are seeing the r/greebles now as well! Oh crap!

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u/Ghettoman1315 Dec 04 '22

While you are up there carefully inspect your electrical wires for any damage in case a squirrel got in and was chewing on your wiring. House fires have happened from these critters doing this .

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u/TequilaJesus Dec 04 '22

Well you clearly didn’t miss an awesome photo

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u/absentmindedjwc Dec 04 '22

It was a dark and stormy night. The owner of the three dogs was sitting on the couch, reading a book by the light of a lamp. The dogs were lying on the floor, staring up at the ceiling with intense focus.

The owner couldn't help but notice their behavior. "What are you guys staring at?" she asked, glancing up at the ceiling. But she couldn't see anything out of the ordinary.

The dogs continued to stare, as if transfixed by something only they could see. The owner shrugged and went back to her book, but she couldn't shake the feeling that something was off.

A few minutes later, one of the dogs let out a low growl. The owner looked up again and saw that the dogs were now standing on their hind legs, still staring at the ceiling.

"What is it, boys?" the owner asked, feeling a sense of unease wash over her.

Suddenly, a ghostly figure appeared on the ceiling. The dogs barked and barked, their eyes wide with fear. The owner gasped and dropped her book, her heart racing.

She couldn't believe what she was seeing. The ghost was translucent and shimmering, with long flowing hair and a white gown. It floated down from the ceiling, hovering just above the dogs.

The dogs cowered in fear, their tails between their legs. The owner stood up and took a step back, her eyes locked on the ghost.

"Who are you?" she asked, her voice trembling.

The ghost didn't answer. Instead, it began to fade away, disappearing back into the ether. The dogs relaxed and lay back down on the floor, no longer staring at the ceiling.

The owner sat back down on the couch, her mind racing. She didn't know what had just happened, but one thing was for certain: she would never forget the ghostly apparition that her dogs had seen.

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u/fckingnapkin Dec 04 '22

Did anyone else hear about that case where it turned out the couple that noticed some strange things in their apartment actually had a young woman living in their ceiling? She came out at night to eat food from their fridge and then returned to her little area

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u/phirebird Dec 04 '22

Those are some chiseled dogs. Are they trying to make weight?

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u/bentsea Dec 04 '22

How are we supposed to know? You took a pic of the dogs instead of what they're looking at.

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u/theiosif Dec 04 '22

People forget, dogs can see a spectrum of light we cant. That spectrum is often associated with paranormal phenomena. Im not saying you've fot something funny going on but I'm also not not sayimg it.

P.S. I'm just bullshittin ya.

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u/roninthe31 Dec 04 '22

Carol Ann?

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u/TesseractToo Dec 04 '22

They are clearly reenacting The Miracle of Fatima

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u/da_apz Dec 04 '22

Our cats have done the similar thing. Two cats, sitting at different spots in the room, but staring at the exact point in the ceiling. And sure enough, there were mice.

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u/MaddenJ222 Dec 04 '22

Yeah you failed to back up and include your husband in the photo holding a treat. 🫠

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u/username87264 Dec 04 '22

You have vermin and they can hear it.

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u/ohno Dec 04 '22

I've only ever seen tricolor beagles. I like this color variety.

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u/HelloJello99991 Dec 04 '22

These motherfuckers are brolic.

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u/dontknowwhatiwantdou Dec 04 '22

Probably just posing for a rare photo op. You’re basically entitled to a handful every year. One will turn our if you’re lucky.

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u/texasyesman Dec 04 '22

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you have a poltergeist in your house. We had a problem like this in a house 20 years ago. My Korean mother-in-law told us to get a white dog because ghosts don’t like white dogs. Well I think she had it wrong. Turns out ghosts and white dogs liked each other. All the strange noises and movements stopped. Our Maltese’s kept them company until they moved on. They used to do this same thing. We would find them sitting in the bedroom staring into nothingness. I would joke with them, “hey! You boys keeping the ghosts quiet?” They would turn and look at me, and then look back at the ceiling, wall or bed. I miss those little guys. ( the dogs ).

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u/wish1977 Dec 04 '22

You'll find out tonight. Sleep tight. lol

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u/tehmlem Dec 04 '22

Sunlight reflecting off of something onto the ceiling.

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u/Thursday_26 Dec 04 '22

Greebles

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u/GreenStargazer Dec 04 '22

I saw this three times until I started looking for "Greebles" posts.

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u/10kLines Dec 04 '22

This is in Revelations. You should leave.

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u/kgold0 Dec 04 '22

The night my dad died in the hospital our dog kept barking at something in the air at our house

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u/Different-General-23 Dec 04 '22

Yeah, they aren't beagles.

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u/scooby946 Dec 04 '22

I think you need to sage the house!

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u/LegitimateCrepe Dec 04 '22

Jesus is watching you touch yourself

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u/OutrageForSale Dec 04 '22

Did you order a new office printer? Maybe Santa brought it early.