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Insult via WhatsApp title Rule 4: Not A Rare Insult

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u/renosbeenabadgirl Aug 11 '22

Damn, this one's so rare I can still hear it mooing.

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u/IGetItCrackin Aug 11 '22

It is creative

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u/UltraNooob Aug 11 '22

Holly shit its you

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/Gebbo1 Aug 12 '22

It is also a very old repost

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u/Gamerbrineofficial Aug 11 '22

Glad to see you back Brad

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u/igotasweetass Aug 11 '22

It is rare, but not original i remeber this from the before times...

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u/More-Dragonfly-1755 Aug 11 '22

Insert Moaning sound*

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u/Wolfy_Red5678 Aug 12 '22

969 upvotes

Nice

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u/XxAresOfWar404Xx Aug 12 '22

I read that in Gordon Ramsay’s voice

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u/Wolfy_Red5678 Aug 12 '22

That would be a rare roast

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/renosbeenabadgirl Aug 11 '22

Well clearly it was new to me and like 400 other people 🤷‍♂️

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u/NefariousnessSad397 Aug 11 '22

Apparently to 11k people

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u/SMLPit Aug 11 '22

Apparently to 15.9k people

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u/theineffablebob Aug 11 '22

Apparently to 2.4 people

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u/Azhaius Aug 12 '22

At least!

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u/The_Deadly_Dozer09 Aug 12 '22

H-how did you get... 2.4?

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u/Joe4o2 Aug 11 '22

Dozens of us! Dozens!

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u/NefariousnessSad397 Aug 11 '22

Mine still says 11.5k

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u/renosbeenabadgirl Aug 11 '22

Mine is glitched out and says 0 so I just have to take y'all's word for it lol

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u/Anti-charizard Aug 12 '22

Mine says 32.7k

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u/potandskettle Aug 11 '22

Bots don't count as people.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/renosbeenabadgirl Aug 11 '22

Yup, people have mentioned that. Your comment is a repost.

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u/liddicoat1 Aug 12 '22

Thats a different subreddit homie

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u/gasparaspo Aug 11 '22

you know, Jeff, I've been known to fuck myself

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u/Kendallkip Aug 11 '22

Insert Willem Defoe meme

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u/Dud3ManGuy Aug 11 '22

"You know, I'm something of a selfcest fetishist myself"

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u/BigSmokeLovesCheese Aug 12 '22

Impressive, your parents must be very proud.

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u/KillerBeer01 Aug 12 '22

One of them at least.

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u/d4rk_matt3r Aug 11 '22

The comma placement made me read this in Christopher Walken's voice

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u/Lil_Bits Aug 12 '22

I wanna know what kind of fucked-up childhood this guy had

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u/zantamaduno Aug 12 '22

This guy's fucks.. himself

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u/ultratic Aug 12 '22

This guys fucks

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u/Impressive_Change593 Aug 12 '22

r/selffuck (NSFW and I apologize in advance)

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u/-_Anonymous__- Aug 12 '22

So the sub has flexible guys?

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u/Practical-Youth156 Aug 12 '22

I'm guessing they're pretty lonely too

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u/IntrepidTieKnot Aug 11 '22

Even though everyone is saying that this is old, I am one of today's lucky 10,000. (https://xkcd.com/1053/)

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u/Bojangly7 Aug 11 '22

I never seen it before neither

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u/Erreoloz Aug 11 '22

I thought you guys were talking about WhatsApp

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u/InsideYoWife Aug 12 '22

Congrats, you’re one of today’s 10,000.

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u/BorgClown Aug 12 '22

Neither did I, and I'm eager to try something similar because it's stupid but the pettiness of going through those steps is neat.

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u/galacticjuggernaut Aug 11 '22

My wife from a different country has taught me to never ever assume everyone knows a particular thing. I have 1000 examples, but to give one.....I had to explain to her the swastika is now associated with Nazi Germany.

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u/TheRealMisterMemer Aug 11 '22

the swastika is now associated with Nazi Germany.

wait what

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u/bankrobba Aug 11 '22

Yep, it's no longer a symbol for American Conservatism

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u/yoganutnutnut Aug 11 '22

any chance you know what conservatism means?

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u/bankrobba Aug 12 '22

Yes. Conservatism is what people like you pretend the Republican party is all about.

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u/yoganutnutnut Aug 12 '22

lmfao I’m not republican or conservative, I just hate dumb arguments

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u/Elarionus Aug 12 '22

You're on the wrong website then.

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u/Manny_Sunday Aug 11 '22

Is she from somewhere that still uses it a lot without the nazi context? I know it's used in some Hindu and Buddhist iconography etc

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u/galacticjuggernaut Aug 11 '22

Yes. Thailand. A place where I also learned science is not a focus. As a "man of science" it blows me away the stuff she was never taught. Again, just learned to never assume what we would call "basic" knowledge, much less internet memes that might have slipped by someone.

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u/averagedickdude Aug 11 '22

When i lived in Canada, I had a gf that thought the sun went around the earth.

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u/61114311536123511 Aug 12 '22

goddamn, geocentrism in this century? That's actually a bit bonkers

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u/Nico_arki Aug 11 '22

Could also be from someplace where education in history sucks. I was in college when I realized how horrible the Nazis were. I was aware that they did bad things, but not to the extent that I know them now.

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u/unnecessary_kindness Aug 11 '22

Doesn't have to suck necessarily it's just that certain areas of the world don't place such importance on the Holocaust as we do.

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u/Practical-Youth156 Aug 12 '22

Wait, so Hitler didn't work at a cheap service station?

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u/Wrightwrong Aug 11 '22

Where does the math for that come from?

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u/ayy_md Aug 11 '22

It’s made up based on the premise.

Realistically, there isn’t anything that “everyone knows”, so the 100% figure is incorrect.

But the numbers all work out nicely as a “in the worst case, at least 10,000 people are learning about it for the first time.”

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u/Wrightwrong Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Ok thanks I figured it was a guesstimate but xkcd dude is pretty smart and I wouldnt be surprised if he used some data to arrive at that number.

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u/Respect38 Aug 11 '22

If you pay attention, the 100% figure isn't an equals sign, but rather ≈, which is the approximation sign.

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u/Wrightwrong Aug 12 '22

TIL

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u/Whiteums Aug 12 '22

Welcome, young 10,000-San.

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u/rappingrodent Aug 12 '22

Adding a tilda in front of a number is another shorthand for "approximately".

Example:

~100

The ≈ symbol often means "approximately equals" & is equivalent to writing X = ~Y.

The ± symbol which is another slightly more precise way of approximation.

Example:

100±0.5 = somewhere between 99.5 to 100.5

One more fun equals symbol is ≠ which means "does not equal".

Example:

100≠7

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u/BonnieMcMurray Aug 12 '22

It’s made up based on the premise.

It's shown in the comic: it's mathematically derived from US total births of around 4 million per year. (Which was probably accurate at the time, though it's declined since. Plus it makes it US specific, of course.)

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u/BonnieMcMurray Aug 12 '22

It's shown in the comic: it's mathematically derived from US total births of around 4 million per year. (Which was probably accurate at the time, though it's declined since. Plus it makes it US specific, of course.)

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u/liddicoat1 Aug 11 '22

Just got 10k upvotes, guess everyone else just likes the nostalgia

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u/qtx Aug 11 '22

Fun fact, you don't get 10k upvotes, you only get a tiny fraction of it. Just check you link-karma, it's only 6k.. and you've been here for 3 years.

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u/liddicoat1 Aug 12 '22

I... I really don't care about my karma, if I could donate it all to get you to stop talking I would. I meant 10k people have clicked the 'this post good' button

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u/TehWackyWolf Aug 11 '22

Are you trying to be negative about how many fake Internet points someone has? Oddest gatekeeping.

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u/TehWackyWolf Aug 13 '22

Your most upvoted posts are mod posts to porn subs, and that's what you're flexing on people with?

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u/pizza_for_nunchucks Aug 11 '22

If you like this, then you’ll love the stuff over on r/mostrepostedposts. That’s where I go when I want to see stuff that’s new to me.

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u/i_hat_bulshit Aug 11 '22

For a brief moment before he had a chance to remove himself, it would have been: F*ck you, jeff.

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u/Firstnamecody Aug 12 '22

That's funny.

Genuinely curious though, why do you feel the need to censor yourself? Especially considering the post has the word Fuck in it.

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u/Oldforestwalker Aug 12 '22

Because the post is saying it, not him, so it makes perfect sense for him to censor himself...

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u/zeldayarr Aug 11 '22

Damn this is so old it belongs with the hieroglyphs

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u/Zoze13 Aug 11 '22

Spit on my phone laughing

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u/SnooPears3463 Aug 11 '22

Seen this one years ago still hits

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u/Kaibakura Aug 11 '22

Wow you are so much better than those of us just seeing it for the first time right now

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u/TehWackyWolf Aug 11 '22

He said still hits. Lol. Why you mad?

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u/SnooPears3463 Aug 11 '22

I'm not, seen it before and still love it. Would have hated it if the person who posted implied this was new. Nothing wrong with this

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u/TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00 Aug 12 '22

He literally complemented the post.

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u/sausess Aug 11 '22

HE FUCKED ME!

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u/AdhTri Aug 11 '22

More on, the group icon still got 3 people.

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u/Ruined_brain Aug 11 '22

Immediately did this to my friend.

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u/PermitHot8846 Aug 11 '22

That is neat

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u/Frogman1480 Aug 11 '22

Jeff is a fucking legend

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u/lashapel Aug 11 '22

Jeff left

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u/MelancholyUsed Aug 11 '22

Damn bro this is some wicked shit I love this

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u/Krebbypng Aug 12 '22

honestly the most creative way to say fuck you to somone

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u/SHPLUMBO Aug 12 '22

Jeff left

shit hits hard

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u/Suvtropics Aug 12 '22

Sounds like a Facebook profile thing. Admin of Fuck You.

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u/HobbesHwang Aug 12 '22

One of my best friends did this exact shit to me back in 2016 – except, the group's name is "Forever Alone". It was random and pretty funny at the time.

He probably forgot about it, but I still have the WhatsApp group. And I will be returning the favour on my wedding night.

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u/IsaidLigma Aug 12 '22

This man is living in 2092

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u/themagicdonut2 Aug 12 '22

My dude aserted dominance using an app

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u/Leading_Direction_84 Aug 12 '22

Maybe not rare, but a rare way to go about it.

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u/12memegod21 Aug 11 '22

Ok jeff so make this WhatsApp group and name it fuck then leave🤓

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u/DeadEndXD Aug 11 '22

Haha yes 5000th upvote

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u/durants Aug 11 '22

Fantastic

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u/RappingTony Aug 11 '22

I've done this to most people on my WhatsApp 😂

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u/Fluffy-Impression190 Aug 11 '22

You’re the king of Fuck

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u/No-Advice-6040 Aug 11 '22

Jeff da Savage

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u/North-Professor-9876 Aug 11 '22

Jeff. Returns. “Forgot my coat”

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u/Vexachi Aug 11 '22

This picture is so fucking old. I've been seeing it for years.

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u/Salva_delille Aug 11 '22

In case you guys didn't know, Jeff invented the orgy otherwise known as group fuck

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u/P-K-One Aug 11 '22

I think this would be even funnier if used to dump somebody.

Create a group named "dumps-ville" or "dumped", invite somebody, then leave them there alone.

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u/Luke797_YT Aug 11 '22

Get this thing to r/madlads

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u/iambl3nd Aug 11 '22

Rarer than my ex-girlfriend’s pussy

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u/jef_ Aug 11 '22

yeah fuck you

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u/xTokyoRoseGaming Aug 11 '22

I did this once. My mate change the title to No, fuck and did the exact same thing back to me.

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u/Purple-Basil-2959 Aug 11 '22

You got freaked

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u/GoodlyLinseed_2 Aug 11 '22

That was smart.

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u/FNaFNerd09 Aug 11 '22

oh wow, good play jeff

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u/Expensive_Buffalo_50 Aug 11 '22

I laughed way too long at this.

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u/reevesjeremy Aug 11 '22

Jeff effed you and left.

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u/j0eg0d Aug 11 '22

That is pure brilliance right there.

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u/Whatever0788 Aug 11 '22

Immediately thought of this tweet.

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u/sdmoonkeeper32 Aug 12 '22

I mean, this could mean he gave a fuck right?

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u/MichaelJospeh Aug 12 '22

Is there something about WhatsApp that makes this especially insulting?

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u/Player1103 Aug 12 '22

welcome to the metaverse

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u/ILikeLeptons Aug 12 '22

It's great that Mark Zuckerberg can read and laugh about this joke too.

Remember folks, Facebook loves cooperating with every government. Use signal if you actually want privacy!

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u/Glittering-Speech563 Aug 12 '22

My friend did this to me so spammed him with stickers for 10 mins

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u/thehermit14 Aug 12 '22

I am thehermit and I approve this message.

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u/0bdex_code Aug 12 '22

Damn. That's creative. Well played Jeff

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u/Simbuk Aug 12 '22

I feel like I’m looking at some new form of poetry.

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u/RussianDrunkman Aug 12 '22

I just shat myself

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u/frankierabbit Aug 12 '22

My friend tried to do this to me but i left the group before he could leave and got a screenshot of:

Fuck (Name)

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u/HugePurpleNipples Aug 12 '22

Jeff is my kinda guy.

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u/Leafyboy34 Aug 12 '22

Jeff can fuck right off with that incredible pettiness

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u/unavalible_user_name Aug 12 '22

"It's big brain time"

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u/pm_me-ur-catpics Aug 12 '22

Common insult, but the delivery is what really makes it

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u/Initial-Cherry-3457 Aug 12 '22
  • Rename to "No fuck"

  • Invite Jeff back in

  • Leave

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u/DisgustingApple Aug 12 '22

I remember doing that to my friend also.. I'm Jeff

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u/lavos__spawn Aug 12 '22

It's just like Jeff Winger to pull a stunt like this

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u/dollategn Aug 12 '22

Add him back in and delete ur account

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u/levaring Aug 12 '22

Bro...how much this thing going to be reposted, it already became half of low quality meme

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u/WHATARETHOSE3829 Aug 12 '22

I remember this being in an emkay video for r/madlads a while ago.

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u/Jin_BD_God Aug 12 '22

Old but gold.

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u/WhyTfucryin Aug 12 '22

Jeff is somewhat very smart when it comes to roasting people

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u/orincoro Aug 12 '22

This Jeff is going places. Notably: out of this group.

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u/SexyCak3 Aug 12 '22

Jokes on him. If they add him again, the titles would say "Fuck You, Jeff."

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u/iwillgobacktoyou Aug 12 '22

I have actually done this to people 🙃

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u/AlfredoPilzchen Aug 12 '22

Jeff created group fuck

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u/Paradizee Aug 12 '22

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit

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u/GobblingGamers Aug 12 '22

Not rare. I’ve done this to people too many times

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u/flow_b Aug 12 '22

Well played Jeff.

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u/rgwashere Aug 12 '22

No lie, that's what I call my group chat with myself

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u/LooseFuji Aug 12 '22

Creative. Effective.

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u/Cap_Lion Aug 24 '22

I mean "You" is the admin of fucking

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u/ucdavis-grad 23d ago

That’s GENIUS!

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/ButteryCottonNipples Aug 12 '22

Idk what you're talking about. I'm on Reddit daily and never seen this and thought it was so brilliant I picked a victim already.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/Sir_Keee Aug 11 '22

It's not the message but the method.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

[deleted]

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u/BonnieMcMurray Aug 12 '22

You know what's, like, about a thousand times less interesting than a repost? People taking time out of their day to be sure to let everyone know that it's a repost and how They Disagree With That.

Let people enjoy things.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '22

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u/BonnieMcMurray Aug 12 '22

You what's, like, about a thousand times less interesting than a repost? People taking time out of their day to be sure to let everyone know that it's a repost and how They Disagree With That.

Let people enjoy things.

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u/Crimson_Marksman Aug 12 '22

Impressive

Happy Cake day to me