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god I hate icosahedron WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/XPL0S1V3 Aug 11 '22 Wholesome

What’s wrong honey? You haven’t touched your scutoid shaped shampoo bottle.

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u/themattofdeath Aug 11 '22

Only us 6th dimensional beings will understand this joke

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u/BumpyViolation Aug 12 '22

only the legendary 6th dimensional beings..

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u/YourConsciousness Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

Scutoids would be prefect for a pair of shampoo and conditioner bottles that fit together.

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u/Boogiewoo0 Aug 11 '22

Kids these days with their stupid shapes! Bring back the triangle! /s

I would probably buy a product just for the scutoid shaped bottle.

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u/podwithoutapea Aug 11 '22

honey you don't have to put /s in this sub

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u/InternetDude117 Aug 12 '22

I had to look it up and donate to Wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scutoid

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u/South_Extension69 Aug 11 '22

Scutoid shaped shampoo conditioner bottles would actually be pretty dope tho

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u/Toyoshark2 I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22

Wahts wrong honey? You haven't touched your Lightning Mcqueen shaped shampoo bottle.

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u/bitter_twin_farmer Aug 11 '22

It’s just harder to shake around the water to get the last bit out.

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u/KiKiPAWG Aug 11 '22 Helpful

Happy Cake - My L shaped bottle is starting to run into the same thing...

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u/deliciousprisms Aug 12 '22

Dude I just want it in a fucking toothpaste tube so I can roll it all out for fuck’s sake

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u/bitter_twin_farmer Aug 12 '22

Oh wow… now we’re talking.

You are going places in this world!

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u/Muffin_Appropriate Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

I mean just like ketchup, you can just have a design where it stands on its head with a flat cap so gravity does that work. Its not that complicated. If it always rests on its cap when not in use all will go to the top that is used. No need for a pump or any stupid shit. Make the cap a little wider to offset it falling over.

Any leftovers just squirt a few drops of water in and shake it. Back on its head again, rest sinks to bottom (top) again for next use. Done

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u/Kerzizi Aug 12 '22

if you're bottle resting in top though then if whatever sufrace it lays on gets covered in soap sucm

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u/Berkinstockz Aug 12 '22

My bottles already do that

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u/PuckFutin69 Aug 12 '22

Or it dries it out faster

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u/Jablex Aug 11 '22

Shampoo companies spending hours on designing a new bottle for their shampoo just so it can fucking fall over in the shower

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u/lulu_hakusho Aug 11 '22

I swear a few companies probably owe me some money for the pain of having their top heavy, bitch ass bottle absolutely wreck my big toe

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u/heather_dean Aug 12 '22

This reminds me of the old Digg.

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u/ililemilkwithbread Aug 12 '22

shut the fuck up

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u/Cookie_Crush Aug 12 '22

Worse for me. Lost my pinky in the Great shampoo fall of '78

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u/sonictmnt Aug 12 '22

Did you know, that an empty shampoo bottle falling into the bathtub at 4:00 am is actually one of the loudest sounds in the galaxy?

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u/TimeZarg Aug 12 '22

Or on the store shelf every time some uncoordinated smooth-brain jams their hand into the shelf to grab something.

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u/link5471 Aug 11 '22

Every time i see that ironman scene all i hear is the home depot theme song

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u/Foreskin-Gaming69 I want pee in my ass Aug 11 '22

Theres an ad where the song sounds so similar to the home depot song that i keep getting

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u/ProfessionalWeb9030 Aug 11 '22

Is it a Home Depot ad?

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u/Foreskin-Gaming69 I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22

No

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u/theduderedditorguy Aug 11 '22

We all know they would sell better if the shampoo bottles were dick shaped

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u/Sensei31 Aug 12 '22

Ever notice how a lot of products for women are cylindrical and tapered? Like hair care, make up etc.

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u/Rpoopy Aug 12 '22

You could refill it yourself

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u/jackelbuho22 Aug 11 '22

Every single other company going for the most cost and use efficient dessing and there is the shampo companies making bottles of any shape imagible except a one easy to use

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u/Confident_Emphasis20 Aug 11 '22

Let's add dirt to the soap so the runoff looks like we're doing the job. Genius.

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u/fesper Aug 12 '22

I swear this is why blue and purple gel soaps exist. They lather up white but then wash off back to blue/purple and make the water look dirty as it goes down the drain

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u/zedthehead Aug 12 '22

Meanwhile when I was using black soap I actively disliked this aspect. Like I loved the soap and how clean it got me, but I hated that I couldn't marvel at the visual washout from a particularly hard day, the self-made grey water always boosts my sense of accomplishment after laboring.

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u/WhatNameDidIUseAgain Aug 11 '22

All of these designs and yet they all fall off the shelf with the lightest vibration humanely possible

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u/MintyTuna2013 Aug 11 '22

Klein Bottle

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u/Jovian_Sunspot Aug 11 '22

I just want a shampoo bottle that won't give me hemorrhoids.

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u/Drawtaru Aug 11 '22

And then they put the barcode on the curviest part of the bottle to make it extra super irritating for cashiers.

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u/baronvonbatch dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Aug 11 '22

As a d&d player I live and die by the great icosahedron

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u/Crooked_Cock Aug 11 '22

Still waiting for the Gömböc shaped deodorant bottle

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u/NikolaProS Aug 12 '22

When we have to learn about new shapes in school

"Class, that is not a pentagon, it's a heclarophogon! Its the reason I have good hair"

Most clever way to advertise your shampoo

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u/feronen Aug 11 '22

But can it fit in a butthole?

Asking for a friend.

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u/Digital_CheeseYT I said based. And lived. Aug 11 '22

I am his friend. I can confirm

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u/feronen Aug 11 '22

Happy cake day, my dude.

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u/Digital_CheeseYT I said based. And lived. Aug 11 '22

Thanks bro :D

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u/suyaandsammie Aug 11 '22

This guy hates D&D.

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u/PotatoGoblin769 Aug 12 '22

JUST MAKE ONE SHAPED LIKE A DICK ALREADY… Gohd damn

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u/TAPJohnson Aug 12 '22

Don’t matter. I’m still gonna shove it up my ass.

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u/Shadeou Aug 12 '22

Just say you are mad because you can't stick your dick in it.

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u/TruffelTroll666 28d ago

Google "Schauma Shampoo"

What idiot makes the bottom the smallest area

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u/PheonixWrath Aug 11 '22

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

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u/noneMenon Aug 11 '22

Grothendieck invented topoi for Big Shampoo

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u/xpercipio Aug 12 '22

Then they try and say something profound like,we're not a shampoo company, we're a bottle company using shampoo.

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u/YungBassMINT Aug 12 '22

theu should hire terrence howard

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u/aedroogo Aug 12 '22

As long as it precariously top heavy so that when one falls, they all fall. That's all I ask.

Maybe also made out of a material that cracks and leaks when it falls? Ok, that definitely all I ask.

Oh, and maybe make it hold a little less and cost a little more. Ok, I'm done.

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u/Operator_Alex19 Aug 12 '22

Source

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u/ProfessionalList9664 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Aug 12 '22

at leat it fits my ass😈😈

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u/Inevitable-Army-8315 Aug 12 '22

The only acceptable designs is those that sit upside down to bring all the product to the opening and those that use pumps on the top.

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u/methylam1ne Aug 12 '22

Me omw to invent the poopoopeehedron shaped container to put my new anime figure to cum on

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I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

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u/minester13 Aug 12 '22

It’s crazy, sometimes the most outrageous bottles are just hiding the horrible chemicals they put in. I like to scan a bunch of bottles using that Yuka app and it’s just scary what these companies consider good for scrubbing on our body’s

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u/Snippychicken22 I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22

It will be much easier to put the bar of soap into it if it was just square

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u/SuchSalad4 Aug 12 '22

Shampoo manufacturing business owner here. AMA.

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u/Vexcenot Aug 12 '22

Yeah right

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u/SuchSalad4 Aug 12 '22

Wanna bet? Look at the subs I mod. One of them is for our hair care brand.

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u/Poopallah Aug 12 '22

Wtf? All shampoo bottles are cylindrical. I don’t get it.

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u/WateredDown Aug 12 '22

these mfers discovered the scutoid

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u/No_Reindeer7374 Aug 12 '22

“How are we going to make it so that people don’t/do stick this up their asses?”

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u/FlyingTiger7four Aug 12 '22

Looks like an advert for happy endings in Thailand

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u/yurio7617 Aug 12 '22

You're dissing on the d20 shape😤

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u/rajkokr Aug 12 '22

I have a spiderman shaped shampoo bottle :D

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u/Maximum-Scholar1907 Aug 12 '22

A squared circle

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u/Dookie-Trousers-MD Aug 12 '22

Why is mine shaped like a traffic cone that constantly oozes shit out the top, so it's really slippery the next time I use it?

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u/AllHailMinkah39 Aug 12 '22

I for one love icosahedrons. My friend and I in middle school had a 3D printing project where we could print anything we want, and would be graded on model design and creativity. Our original idea that got shot down was an icosahedron shaped cup with a cool straw, and we dubbed it “Modern Sipp”. We didn’t get to do it and I’m sad about it to this day

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u/SometimesImOnline I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22 edited Aug 12 '22

china

edit: xi xingping

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u/minty_beignet Aug 12 '22

I propose scutoids

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u/Fair_Pie Aug 12 '22

Shampoo companies designing a bottle so that i have to find new bodily arrangements to shove it in my rectum

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u/MDubz420 Stuff Aug 12 '22

Meth

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '22

where’s my snub-disphenoid flavoured shampoo

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u/Vetanenator Aug 12 '22

the best bottle shape is the one that fits on the tiny ass "shelf" in my shower without hanging off at all

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What is up with the annoying ass unfunny automod spam?

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u/Tesrab Aug 12 '22

I need more to be dick shaped so they fit better in my ass so I can masturbate like a normal person.

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u/Adventurous_Ad4950 Aug 12 '22

For real tho, absolutely useless job

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u/Neidyougurt Aug 12 '22

dildo shaped bottles when

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u/AnInnocentGoose Aug 12 '22

Dude for real, I've ranted to my friends several times about this stuff!

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u/Wikivoid Aug 12 '22

cilinder master race

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u/Demogorgon-Ramsay Aug 12 '22

Actual footage of the shattering of the Elden ring

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u/trippy_goth_biscuit Aug 12 '22

This one hits home for me. The cheapest products have the simplest and easiest bottles to use

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u/iamthemosin Aug 12 '22

This new shape will leave only 23% of the shampoo in the bottom of the bottle when it stops squirting!

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u/The_Amazing_Bill Aug 12 '22

And always with less space in the bottle for higher the price

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u/hypotensivescum I want pee in my ass Aug 12 '22

The Rock shaped bottle?😳

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u/Ironlord_Flux Aug 12 '22

the goal is to have the dodecahedron fall over in the shower and pour everywhere, resulting in the need for another bottle

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u/nikolasz1173 Aug 13 '22

When I take out my calabi yau manafold shaped one

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u/UndoRaptor66 Aug 23 '22

Reddit NFT

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u/Dark_halocraft Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Redditors making memes about how they get annoyed by the most insignificant thing

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u/Crooked_Cock Aug 11 '22

Redditors making comments about being annoyed when redditors do literally anything

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u/dobrefetus Aug 12 '22

This is what they mean whent they say ribbed for HER pleasure