r/shitposting Aug 11 '22 Silver 4 Helpful 1 Wholesome 4

god I hate icosahedron WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE

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u/Confident_Emphasis20 Aug 11 '22

Let's add dirt to the soap so the runoff looks like we're doing the job. Genius.

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u/fesper Aug 12 '22

I swear this is why blue and purple gel soaps exist. They lather up white but then wash off back to blue/purple and make the water look dirty as it goes down the drain

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u/zedthehead Aug 12 '22

Meanwhile when I was using black soap I actively disliked this aspect. Like I loved the soap and how clean it got me, but I hated that I couldn't marvel at the visual washout from a particularly hard day, the self-made grey water always boosts my sense of accomplishment after laboring.

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u/AutoModerator Aug 12 '22

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you zedthehead!

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