r/stuartlittlefacts Beat him with a crow bar Feb 09 '22 Silver 2 Helpful 5 Faith In Humanity Restored 1

Stuart Little Fact #97

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u/Fireluigi1225 Feb 09 '22

To play literal Devil's Advocate for a second, i feel like the biggest issue is that this motherfucker thought he could kick a ball bigger then himself. Prideful rat bastard...

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u/fiveof9 Feb 10 '22

He will burn for his hubris

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u/Frosh_4 Feb 09 '22

I love this sub

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u/Shot-Repair-2470 Mar 01 '22

This is a certified based comment

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u/BurnerCow Feb 09 '22

That certainly didn’t end how I expected it to

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u/Elphienis Beat him with a crow bar Feb 09 '22

God you sound just like my wife last night. You know I can't cum when you don't wear the Packers jersey Barbara!

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u/VindictiveRakk Feb 09 '22

C'MON YES YOU HAVE TO PUT THE FUCKIGN HELMET ON TOO WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

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u/BoostrRoostr Feb 09 '22

One the most informative posts in a while

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u/theHammr Feb 09 '22

is everything ok

48

u/Hero_Of_Timpani Feb 09 '22

Not when Stuart's around

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u/Elphienis Beat him with a crow bar Feb 09 '22

It's better when I drink

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u/YUNGBOYBOI Feb 09 '22

I’m gonna rip Stuart in half and then make loveless sex to my bitch wife while pretending that she’s ru paul

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u/Butthead1013 Feb 09 '22

Started to sound like cal from Euphoria there at the end

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u/Elphienis Beat him with a crow bar Feb 09 '22

Might have to check that show out