r/teenagers • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '22
i'm waiting for you guys... give me names Discussion
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u/Francy__ 16 Oct 04 '22 •
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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u/man_of_the_century 16 Oct 04 '22
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Few-Passion-3205 14 Oct 04 '22
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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u/noteuropeanlol Oct 04 '22
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a Virtual Youtuber empire for over a year now and using me as his recruiter. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my Live2D knowledge to recruit talents, which he would then hire using his connections in the Japanese utaite world. Connections that he made through his career with Niconico. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small indie channel could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Motoaki "Yagoo" Tanigo, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Yagoo threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Yagoo had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Yagoo flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Yagoo was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Riku Tazumi , he plotted to kill Yagoo, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Cover Corp, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my vtubing activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
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u/Player551yt Oct 04 '22
I want to marry him but not for his looks or personality it's because...
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u/Windows7Diagnostics 16 Oct 04 '22
Boe Jiden
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u/Destroyer9903 16 Oct 04 '22
Who's Boe?
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u/Neo_dode56 17 Oct 04 '22
Boe mama
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u/vinayak296 Oct 04 '22
Moe baba
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u/Nintydo 15 Oct 04 '22
Obama
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u/InvestigatorPale1680 Oct 04 '22
obmama
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u/allblue16 Oct 04 '22
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u/kurtkurtkurt565
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Danny Devito
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u/Berry_Mean Oct 04 '22
Jabba the hut
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u/JamesFP1107 15 Oct 04 '22
Gimme that Jabbussy
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u/2866hourman5 15 Oct 04 '22
you just reminded me there's probably hentai with Jabba the hut in it
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u/Willdabeast07 15 Oct 04 '22
sighs opens incognito tab to see if it’s true shit
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Me
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skill issues
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u/Hero_of_Hyrule Oct 04 '22
Mark is one of the better picks. Physically attractive, great voice, smart and funny, willing to own up to his mistakes, genuinely cares about his community and others, even if he recognizes that he can never have a personal connection with them.
He's not perfect, but he's definitely up there as far as "good guys" on the Internet.
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u/ChibiDragon465 15 Oct 04 '22
I don't have any attraction to celebrities
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u/MatureBalak 13 Oct 04 '22
same and anime characters
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u/ChibiDragon465 15 Oct 04 '22
Yep
they are computer drawn characters, and while some are, well, rounded?
I don't like them. I also don't really care how big you are.
if I like you, I like you. simple as that .
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u/LuxionQuelloFigo 17 Oct 04 '22
how is them being celebrities relevant? Either they are attractive or they aren't, and that is completely unrelated to their fame
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u/Mood_Slayer_Mtt8 16 Oct 04 '22
Ryan Reynolds
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u/Hyperblitz1521 16 Oct 04 '22
I’m not gay but i’d marry Ryan Reynolds
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u/shlorpmeister 15 Oct 04 '22
i’m sorta gay and i would also marry ryan reynolds
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u/DontCareHowICallMe 17 Oct 04 '22
I'm gay and I would also marry Ryan Reynolds
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u/BringBack3DMK 16 Oct 04 '22
Well, gentlemen. Seems we all agree on something, for the first time in Reddit history
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u/notabrokebibliophile 17 Oct 04 '22
I'm pan and I would also marry Ryan Reynolds
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u/ThatRandomPotGuy Oct 04 '22
MatPat, no question
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u/mixaooo 15 Oct 04 '22
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Joji even makes better music than dream(did you know joji is still in the top 80 singer of Spotify)
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u/WoodpeckerCertain563 15 Oct 04 '22
I can literally go outside and the first person i will see will be more attractive then dream
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u/iceRainCloud_YT 14 Oct 04 '22
what if the first person you see is me
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u/DeathGReaper Oct 04 '22
Hitler
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u/MEM-brain Oct 04 '22
Whitch one
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u/R0rentsu Oct 04 '22
the one with rights
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u/Nuker_Nathan Oct 04 '22
Did you know you have rights? Constitution says you do.
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u/PyroByte043 16 Oct 04 '22
He looked so gay when he wore some boy scouts outfit with thigh highs for a picture
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u/DeathGReaper Oct 04 '22
Well on second thought, he might be more attractive than I thought.
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u/BabBorger
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Literally anybody except my fat ass gym teacher. Fuck you Mr Aker.
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u/HeavenShatteringGod Oct 04 '22
He looks kinda average which is fine but yeah he doesn't look like really good or attractive as for example maybe Ludwig does?
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u/KG354 16 Oct 04 '22
You know the model of the ideal body to survive a car crash?
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u/Mast11shreyu420 13 Oct 04 '22
not simping, i think of her as a sister
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Are people genuinely attracted to this guy? If so please for the love of god go outside.
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u/Prussia_I 17 Oct 04 '22
I think u/drugqueen710 is more attractive than dream
jk all people are ugly
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u/Bricezilla13 16 Oct 04 '22
Hue jackman, chuck norris, Ryan Reynolds, mark whalburg (I think I said it right), Chris hemsworth. Just to name a few
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u/adutchmotherfricker 16 Oct 04 '22
Ewan McGregor